Snake Shirts

Snake shirts and T-shirts for keepers, fans and gift shoppers. Choose from boa constrictors, ball pythons and green anacondas, drawn as realistic portraits, anatomy art and everyday graphics. Every order ships free in the US, and every shirt comes with 30-day refunds and size replacements. Pick two or more and the bundle discount applies in the cart.

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  • Vintage Boa Constrictor T-Shirt

    Vintage Boa Constrictor T-Shirt

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price $39.99
  • Amazon Giant Green Anaconda T-Shirt

    Amazon Giant Green Anaconda T-Shirt

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price $39.99
  • Sunglow Boa Constrictor Illustration T-Shirt

    Sunglow Boa Constrictor Illustration T-Shirt

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price $39.99
  • Don’t Hiss Me Off Classic Snake T-Shirt

    Don’t Hiss Me Off Classic Snake T-Shirt

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price $39.99
  • Anatomy of a Boa Constrictor T-Shirt

    Anatomy of a Boa Constrictor T-Shirt

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price $39.99
  • Ball Python Anatomy Shirt

    Ball Python Anatomy Shirt

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price $39.99
  • Just Hanging Out Shirt

    Just Hanging Out Shirt

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price $39.99
  • Long Snake, Longer Story Shirt

    Long Snake, Longer Story Shirt

    Sale price  $29.99 Regular price $39.99

How do you pick a snake shirt?

Start with the snake, then the style. Most designs fall into three groups. Jump to the one that fits.

Which boa constrictor shirt should I get?

Boa designs show the heavy body, the saddle pattern along the back and the arrow-shaped head. Pick a realistic portrait or an art style like flash, vintage or sunburst. Start with the Anatomy of a Boa Constrictor T-Shirt or the Vintage Boa Constrictor T-Shirt.

Are there ball python and anaconda designs?

Yes. The ball python designs show the patterned body and calm, rounded pose, and the anaconda designs show the olive green scales and dark spots of a snake built for the water. See the Ball Python Anatomy Shirt and the Amazon Giant Green Anaconda T-Shirt.

What is a good snake gift?

The Python Mom and Python Dad designs are made for family members of a keeper. Not sure of their size? The shirts are a classic fit, relaxed through the body, and you get 30-day refunds and size replacements.

Snake shirt styles compared

The styles side by side, so you can pick the one that fits who is wearing it.

Style Best for What the design shows Example designs
Boa constrictors Boa keepers and big-snake fans The saddle pattern, heavy body and arrow-shaped head Sunglow Boa Constrictor Illustration T-Shirt, Anatomy of a Boa Constrictor T-Shirt, Vintage Boa Constrictor T-Shirt
Pythons and anacondas Python keepers and anaconda fans Ball python patterns and green anaconda spots Lurking Green Anaconda T-Shirt, Ball Python Anatomy Shirt, Amazon Giant Green Anaconda T-Shirt
Gifts Family and friends of a keeper Mom and Dad designs, plus picks for any snake fan Free Hugs Scarf Wearing Python Shirt, Python Mom Shirt, Python Dad Shirt

Snake shirt prices and bundles

Tees start at $29.99. Mix any designs: the bundle discount applies in the cart.

One tee

From$29.99/tee

  • Free US shipping
  • 30-day refunds and size replacements
  • Classic fit, S to 3XL
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Buy 3 or more

From$24.99/tee

  • $5 off each tee
  • Mix species and sizes
  • Free US shipping
Pick 3 designs

Prices shown are for S to XL. 2XL and 3XL tees cost a little more.

Sizing, shipping and returns

Find your size in under a minute, then see how shipping and returns work.

T-shirt size chart

Lay a shirt you already own flat. Measure across the chest and down the back, then match it here.

  1. Width is armpit to armpit
  2. Length is collar to hem
  3. Between sizes? Go one up. Wrong pick? We'll swap it free.
Classic fitRelaxed through the body
S to 3XL2XL and 3XL cost a little more
T-shirt size chart. Width and length in inches: S 18.25 by 26.6, M 20.25 by 28, L 22 by 29.4, XL 24 by 30.75, 2XL 26 by 31.6, 3XL 27.5 by 32.5.

Care

Cold wash, hang dry. The dryer is what fades prints, not the washing.

Shipping

Free, every order, no minimum. Printing takes 3 to 5 business days, then transit on top, so roughly a week door to door.

Returns and exchanges

Wrong item, damaged, or defective? Email info@reptilemerch.com with your order number and what happened, within 30 days. We'll sort it out.

Snake shirt FAQ

Short answers about fit, colors and requests.

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Do the shirts run true to size?

Yes. They're a classic fit, relaxed through the body. Use the size chart above. Between sizes? Go one up.

Do you make shirts for other reptiles?

What colors do the shirts come in?

Colors depend on the design. Each product page shows the options.

Do bundles work across different designs?

Yes. Any 2 tees take $3 off each, and 3 or more take $5 off each, in any mix of designs and sizes.

Can I request a snake species?

Yes. Email info@reptilemerch.com with the species. Requests help decide which designs come next.

Do snake shirts make good gifts?

Yes. Snake keepers love wearing their noodle, and every shirt ships free in the US with free size swaps. Shopping for someone with a different reptile? Gifts for Reptile Lovers has picks for every species.